As of now, every Friday, I'll post a link to the Video of the Week, generally from Youtube, and a story about the Idiot of the Week, generally from FML (fmylife.com).
Although it's a Monday, I may as well post a link and a story just to get things started.
The Video of the Week for right now can be found here: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D2kJZOfq7zk. This is a video of one of my favourite sports/martial arts, parkour (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Parkour) and some crazy flips and crap being performed by some epic guy. If I could do stuff like that, I would never do anything but that.
The Idiot of the Week this time is someone who left a party after drinking a bit and decided to drive anyway. That alone is enough to qualify him for this honour, but it gets worse. The guy got pulled over, presumably for driving like someone who's drunk, and frantically grabs a bottle of Listerine to wash away the smell of alcohol. Why he keeps a bottle of Listerine in his car is beyond me, but those of you who know what mouthwash is made of will be laughing right now. Anyway, the cop gives the guy a breathilizer test, and he soon realizes that the main ingredient of mouthwash is alcohol, after measuring a 2.37. Seems he should check the ingredients next time.
Well, that's an example of the stuff you'll see every Friday!
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