About Me (Trigger)

I just realised that, despite the fact that I've been randomly doing posts for a few months now, I've never really given a formal introduction. So, even for those who know me, I'll give a short list of facts along with the answers to some random questions.

Name: Mitchell
Occupation: Student
Age: -153,768,856.4
Favourite Food: Pizza
Favourite Colour: Blue
Favourite Sport: Parkour (search on Youtube/Wikipedia if you don't know what it is)
Favourite Music Genre(s): Alt. rock, and rock in general
Favourite Music Artist(s): Rise Against, The Sleeping, +44, We Are Scientists, and many, many more.
Favourite Movie: Accepted
Favourite Game System: PS3 (woot!)
Favourite Games: Persona 4, Battlefield: Bad Company

Why did you choose the display name Trigger? Because it's random and I'm random. In all honesty, there is a deeper reason why I picked it, but that'll have to be revealed some other time, if at all.
Why did you decide to make this blog? I had way too much time on my hands and decided that I should probably do something semi-productive.
Where did you come up with such an interesting (cough, cough, stupid, cough) name for your blog? Truth be told, I always thought it would make a good name for a music album, but decided it would probably be more realistic to use it for a blog instead.
I extremely dislike your blog. Well, that's not really a question, is it?
Fine. Why must you fail so epically at blog-ness? I know you are, but what am I? Wait, that doesn't make sense.....
My dead cat Scruffy could make a better blog than you, and, in fact, has (www.deadcatzrule.com*). What will you do if I continually bombard you with harassment and/or petty insults? I'll find you, rip your head off, and feed it to orphans. 'Nuff said.

Well, now that this round of cheerful conversation is over, I'm beginning to remember that it's 11:45pm! Crap! I'm tired! Hurray! Why am I still typing this stuff?!?! Okay, I'm officially done typing for now.

*For all you people stupid enough not to realise it, this is not a real website. Sorry to crush your hopes and dreams.