Trigger
Hey, I'm Mitchell, but you may know me better as Trigger. I was born in 1995, and, for those of you to lazy to do basic math, I'm currently 15. As of right now, I'm living in London, Ontario. Yes, that's in Canada. However, over the course of my life, I've lived in several different places, including Saskatoon, SK, and Essex, Ontario. I enjoy playing guitar, reading, and hanging out with my friends, and I also like to think of myself as a bit of an amateur novelist. My musical interests are mostly punk, indie rock, and ska, though I do like almost anything, except for hardcore metal and country. Country just makes me want to burn things, and metal makes me want to burn myself. According to my friends, I'm random, smart, sarcastic, and funny, and I'm also known to be a bit of an asshole to people who piss me off. I started Ten Minutes to Nowhere a while back, and I'll pretty much be posting about anything that comes to mind. Most of my posts will be videos, as I'm currently working on the series Nowhere Fast, which you can watch here on the blog or on our Youtube channel. Want to know more about me? Send me an email at nowherefast@live.ca!
PineapplePie
Hi, I'm PineapplePie, also know as Zach. I live in Canada I have a good sized igloo, not too big not too small. I prefer Xbox over Wii and PS3, though they're all good systems. I will be mainly posting movie reviews every week but occasionally I will also post stuff on upcoming games or television shows I suggest you check out. I will try my best to have a new post every Sunday but if I am late don't cry about it... I will also occasionally post multiple times in a week if I'm not lazy or I hear of something interesting that's worth my time. Make sure you follow us on twitter. If you would like to follow me personally you can find me under bagelboi03. I will be sure to update my personal twitter regularly also.
SoulExtractor
On a fateful evening sometime in 1994, a pair of sarcastic agnostics decided to get it on at my aunt's wedding (true story), the result of which brought forth the most epic human being known to earth. Known on this website as "SoulExtractor", he is a charismatic viking with steel nuts and different-colored eyes.
He is easy to spot- about 90% of his attire consists of metal band tees and jeans and he often has a look of contempt on his face. A few acquaintances of his claim that he has a natural "strut" as well, though he is skeptical of that claim.
SoulExtractor has been deemed a "smartass" by many, and he not only accepts but embraces this statement. Some may consider him to be pretentious as well, something he is fully aware of. He doesn't really care, because you're an idiot.
He's also getting tired of talking in the third person. Anything else you want to know about him, just fuckin' ask him, you lazy fuck.
Heavy metal is law. If you listen to anything but metal you're a spineless twat who has shitty taste in music. Period.
ShadowMaster
I live in Canada, in a nice house. I am a gamer, but not a hardcore gamer (to be honest, my skills online are average but a third of the time they're less than). I will be mainly be doing posts of game reviews. I do own an Xbox 360 so these reviews will be more geared toward them, but I will not be ignoring everything PS3. My favourite things are the Halo game series, 300 (movie), and my favourite band is Heaven Shall Burn.
Nikkoliah
Hi there! Name's Nikki. I know I kinda broke the screen name pattern of having nothing to do with your actual name, but Nikkoliah was a nickname given to me a few years ago by a rather eccentric friend, and I've been using it as a username for EVERYTHING IN EXISTENCE EVER since then. I have my own streaks to attend to, thank you very much.
I'm pretty sure I'm a year younger than every other author on here, but my age doesn't decrease from my awesomeness. I'll be sharing with you the portion of my talents that can be shown via teh internets, which includes lyrics, drawings, and my own personal blog, which contains mostly stuff about me and my day-to-day life. Read that if you think I'm even remotely interesting. I enjoy thinking I'm more popular than I really am.
I like metal, like my brother (who so happens to be SoulExtractor), but I'm less obvious about it. For one, I mostly like the softer, happier subgenres, not so much black and death and all that brutal jazz. This is extremely difficult to explain to someone that knows nothing about the genre. I'm like, "I like metal" and whoever's like "HURR HURR SO YOU LISTEN 2 PPL THAT WANNA EAT PUPPIES LOLOLOLOL"
*headdesk*
MOVING ON
You'll probably get a feel for what I'm like just by reading my crap, so read my crap. I guarantee that you will notice my tendency to ramble. Oh how I ramble. This is why this bio thing is too long, people! Learning!!!!
Broadway (Moshpit)
Shalom! I'm Hannah, also known as The Killer, Possum, Checkers, Kleine Maus, Burns, and many other psuedonyms. But on here I'm called Broadway Moshpit (Or just Broadway). Like all these other weirdos here, I reside in Canada, eh? Like Trigger, who invited me to join this, I play guitar, write, listen to music(Rock, Punk, thrash, a little bit of metal and ska now and then. No J-Biebs AT ALL.), and chill with friends. I also act, sing, do parkour (freerunning, climbing up walls, jumping over shit, etc) and read comic books. I can tell anyone anything about X-Men, and, in particular, the X-Man Wolverine. I'm also a reliable source when it comes to anything involving the undead. I'm currently in a musical production of Annie, and I make obscure LOTR references. I hate twilight, justin bieber, miley cyrus, HSM, and men who play World of Warcraft.
....That's pretty much the cream of the crop. OH YEAH, what I'm going to contribute to the blog. Uhm.... a decent amount of stuff I guess. Poems, Polls, studies, rants, tips on zombie survival, etc, etc. So keep an eye out and enjoy!
